{"id":694,"date":"2010-02-06T17:44:48","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T22:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruralroute2.com\/demo\/?page_id=694"},"modified":"2020-12-22T13:32:58","modified_gmt":"2020-12-22T19:32:58","slug":"may-day","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.ruralroute2.com\/index.php\/home\/give-me-a-home-where-the-dairy-cows-roam\/may-day\/","title":{"rendered":"May-Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The school bus had long since disappeared over the  last hill toward the main road one afternoon when I set  my books on the kitchen table and hurried into the  living room to talk to my mother.  <\/p>\n<p> Mom was sitting in her favorite easy chair by the  picture window, and her crutches were laid neatly on  the floor next to the chair where she could reach them.  <\/p>\n<p> Outside the window, the air was so clear everything  shimmered and sparkled. The fence posts. The plum  trees. The lilacs. But even though the sun was shining   and the grass was as green as the bottle of food  coloring in the kitchen cupboard, a chilly wind blew  out of the west. I would never tell her so, but I was  glad my mother had insisted I put on my red button-down  sweater before I left for school this morning.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Mom?&#8221; I said. &#8220;Is it all right if I ride my bike?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> As I waited for her to answer my question, she looked  up from the newspaper and peered at me through her  black-rimmed reading glasses.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;You won&#8217;t have much time before supper,&#8221; she said.  &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you go out and find Dad instead?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> Since there were no other children in the family for me  to play with, and no neighbor children close by, going  outside to see Dad was even more fun than riding my  bike.  <\/p>\n<p> There was only one problem.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Isn&#8217;t he in the field someplace?&#8221; I asked.  <\/p>\n<p> For the past month, Dad had been plowing, disking and  planting. He often didn&#8217;t arrive home until it was time  to put the cows in the barn and feed them. If Dad was  out in the field, then he would be too busy to talk to  me.  <\/p>\n<p> My mother shook her head. &#8220;He&#8217;s finished with the  fieldwork. He came in for coffee this afternoon for the  first time in I don&#8217;t know how long.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Yipee!&#8221; I said.  <\/p>\n<p> Mom smiled and went back to reading the newspaper.  <\/p>\n<p> A little while later after I had changed out of my  school clothes and had put on my denim chore coat, I  opened the porch door and saw our old, battered, green  pickup truck backed up by the granary.  <\/p>\n<p> The driveway made a circle past the buildings, and in  the middle sat the garage, a round, wooden grain bin,  and the red gasoline barrel shaded by a large silver  maple. Another silver maple grew in the front lawn, and  a row of silver maples lined the lawn in back of the  house. One time Mom had told me the silver maples were  planted by my great-grandfather after he homesteaded  the farm in the late 1800s.  <\/p>\n<p> The granary, which had little windows in the peak near  the roof that looked like a square tipped on end, stood  across the driveway from the gas barrel. The position  of the pickup truck told me that Dad was inside the  granary, loading oats into burlap bags, and that he  planned to go into town tomorrow to grind feed. About  once a week he loaded the truck and made a trip to the  feed mill.  <\/p>\n<p> I stood on the porch and watched as Dad lifted a burlap  bag of oats into the back of the truck. My father made  it look as though the bag of oats weighed no more than  a ten-pound bag of sugar, but I knew better. A bag of  oats weighed about a hundred pounds. Dad had put one on  a scale once so I could see how much it weighed.  <\/p>\n<p> As my father disappeared into the granary again, I  smiled to myself, happy in the knowledge that I knew  right where he was, so I wouldn&#8217;t have to wander around  the buildings, yelling for him.  <\/p>\n<p> I sat down on the porch steps. All afternoon, the  concrete steps had been soaking up sunshine, and  beneath the seat of my jeans, the top step felt almost  hot. Dandelions filled the lawn, as if someone had  scattered handfuls of gold coins, and big, white clouds  that looked like giant cotton balls floated across the  sky, pushed by the wind.  <\/p>\n<p> Only a few days of school remained, and I could hardly  wait for summer vacation to begin. We usually got out  of school the third week of May if we didn&#8217;t have too  many snow days to make up. And on the last day of  school, we always had a picnic. Everybody took their  plates outside, and we sat on the grass instead of  eating in the cafeteria.  <\/p>\n<p> I wasn&#8217;t looking forward to the picnic quite as much as  I did other years, though. Last year on the last day of  school, I had no more than settled down with my plate  when a garter snake had slithered out between my feet.  The mere thought that I had almost sat on a snake still  made my stomach do flip-flops.  <\/p>\n<p> As I sat there thinking about the school picnic, one of  the barn cats rose to her feet, arched her back and  stretched, and then climbed the steps to sit beside me.  She had been sprawled in the grass, sunning herself,  and beneath my hand, her brown tabby fur felt warm and  soft.  <\/p>\n<p> In a couple of minutes, the cat went back to sunning  herself, and I headed for the rope-and-board swing  hanging from the clothesline poles. While cloud shadows  slipped across the fields, I swung higher and higher,  my arms wrapped around the thick rope tied over the  crosspiece. The rope had come from an extra coil stored  in the haymow. Dad used the same kind of rope for  letting the big door down so he could put hay into the  barn during the summer.  <\/p>\n<p> When I had gone as high as I could go, I sat quietly  while the swing moved slower and slower and slower.  More puffy clouds drifted across the sun, and in the  field behind the barn, clumps of alfalfa rippled in the  cold breeze. The thought crossed my mind that maybe I  should have put on a stocking cap. But then reason  prevailed. It was May, after all.  <\/p>\n<p> I hopped out of the swing and strolled toward the  granary just as Dad brought another bag of oats and  heaved it into the truck.  <\/p>\n<p> The maple trees around the lawn were now covered with  green leaves, and as I passed beneath the maple tree by  the gas barrel, I was close enough to the truck to see  the crack in the upholstery on top of the seat behind  the steering wheel.  <\/p>\n<p> I had no more than lifted my foot to take another step  toward the truck when I noticed something out of the  corner of my eye.  <\/p>\n<p> I looked down.  <\/p>\n<p> And there, coiled in the grass by my feet, was the  biggest snake I had ever seen.  <\/p>\n<p> I had come within inches of stepping on it.  <\/p>\n<p> The snake watched me with beady black eyes &#8211; and then its  forked tongue flickered in my direction.  <\/p>\n<p> Before I had time to think, I drew a deep  breath &#8230; turned &#8230; and took off for the house.  <\/p>\n<p> As I raced past the garage, I became aware of someone  screaming. Blood curdling screams that were enough to  make the hair stand up on the back of my neck.  <\/p>\n<p> Then I realized the screams were coming from me.  <\/p>\n<p> Seconds later, I cleared the porch steps in one leap  and barged into the kitchen, startling my mother, who,  by this time, had left the living room.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong? Are you hurt?&#8221; Mom gasped, as she turned  away from the sink.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Snake!&#8221; was all I could say before collapsing against  her.  <\/p>\n<p> Mom grabbed the cupboard to steady her balance and  then put her arm around me. &#8220;Where was the snake,  honey?&#8221; she asked, patting my back with one hand as she  held onto the kitchen counter with the other. &#8220;Did you  see a little grass snake?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> Before I could answer, I heard the porch door open and  then the kitchen door.  <\/p>\n<p> It was Dad.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong?&#8221; he asked, sounding slightly breathless.  &#8220;What happened? Is she hurt?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;She saw a snake, that&#8217;s all,&#8221; Mom replied.  <\/p>\n<p> I still had my face pressed tightly against her, but I  thought she sounded exasperated.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;It was a BIG snake,&#8221; I sniffled.  <\/p>\n<p> Hah! I wondered how calm Mom would be if she had almost  stepped on a fifty-foot boa constrictor. We had learned  about boa constrictors in science class, and even the  smaller ones could eat rabbits in one swallow.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Oh,&#8221; Dad said. &#8220;I thought maybe she&#8217;d hurt herself.&#8221;  He quietly closed the kitchen door and went back  outside to finish loading oats.  <\/p>\n<p> As I stood there leaning against my mother, I became  aware that she was trembling.  <\/p>\n<p> I took a step back.  <\/p>\n<p> Mom wasn&#8217;t trembling.  <\/p>\n<p> She was laughing &#8211; laughing so hard she had tears in her  eyes.  <\/p>\n<p> I drew a shaky breath. &#8220;What&#8217;s so funny?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Hee-hee,&#8221; she spluttered. &#8220;Tee-hee.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;It is NOT,&#8221; I said, drawing myself up to my full  height, &#8220;funny.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> Mom nodded her head. &#8220;Yes, it is.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> She made her way over to the table and sat down.  <\/p>\n<p> Wouldn&#8217;t you just know it. I was almost dragged away  and killed by the biggest snake I had ever seen, and  all my mother could do was laugh. Now that I&#8217;d had time  to think about it, the snake by the granary was at  least as long as the handle of the push broom we used  to sweep the barn aisle.  <\/p>\n<p> I was beginning to wonder if my mother was ever going  to stop laughing when she finally started to wipe her  eyes.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;What,&#8221; I asked once again, &#8220;is so funny?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Your poor father,&#8221; she said, as fought back another  snicker &#8220;There he was, out there in the granary,  loading oats, minding his own business &#8230; and then &#8230; well &#8230; &#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> Dad? My mother was laughing because &#8230; ?  <\/p>\n<p> She was laughing because Dad must have run to the  house as fast as I did. If not faster.  <\/p>\n<p> The thought of Dad running almost made me forget about  the snake.  <\/p>\n<p> I had never seen Dad run anywhere. Sometimes he walked  pretty fast. But I&#8217;d never seen him run.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;He probably wondered if you fell out of the tree and  broke your arm, or something,&#8221; Mom explained.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Oh,&#8221; I said.  <\/p>\n<p> In a little while after I calmed down, I ventured  outside again.  <\/p>\n<p> The truck was still parked in the same place, but this  time, I approached the granary with extreme caution.  <\/p>\n<p> I even squatted down to look under the pickup truck.  <\/p>\n<p> I didn&#8217;t see the snake anywhere.  <\/p>\n<p> Not in the grass.  <\/p>\n<p> Not by the truck.  <\/p>\n<p> And not by the granary step.  <\/p>\n<p> Then, and only then, did I consider it safe to squeeze  past the tailgate and climb into the granary.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Hi, Daddy,&#8221; I said, waiting for my eyes to adjust  after the bright sunshine outside.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;That was a bull snake,&#8221; Dad said while he continued  bagging oats.  <\/p>\n<p> My father had a funny way, sometimes, of knowing what  I was going to ask before I could say it &#8211; except that  knowing what kind of snake it was didn&#8217;t make me feel  any better.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;He&#8217;s a good snake,&#8221; Dad added. &#8220;I&#8217;ve seen him around  here a lot. He helps us. He hunts mice, like the  kitties hunt mice. We want him to be around the  granary.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;He&#8217;s a good snake?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> As far as I was concerned, there was no such a thing  as a &#8216;good&#8217; snake.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Will he bite?&#8221; I asked.  <\/p>\n<p> I had watched the cats hunt mice, and I understood why  Dad didn&#8217;t want mice in the granary. He said the cows  wouldn&#8217;t eat the feed if it had mouse droppings in it.  I didn&#8217;t blame them. Who would want to eat something  that had mouse droppings in it?  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;No,&#8221; Dad said, dumping another shovel of oats in the  bag, &#8220;the snake won&#8217;t hurt you. I suppose he was taking  a sunbath when you saw him. The sun is warm today, but  that wind is awfully chilly.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> By now, I was starting to feel a tiny bit guilty about  my terrified, screaming reaction to the snake. If my  father said he was a good snake &#8211; and that he was only  taking a sunbath, just like the kitty by the porch had  been taking a sunbath &#8211; then maybe it wasn&#8217;t quite so  bad.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Tell you what,&#8221; Dad continued, using a short section  of string to tie the bag shut with a miller&#8217;s knot,  &#8220;whenever you&#8217;re around the granary, keep an eye out  for the bull snake. That way, the next time you see  him, he won&#8217;t be so scary.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Are you sure he won&#8217;t bite?&#8221; I asked.  <\/p>\n<p> Dad heaved the full bag of oats into the truck.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;No, kiddo,&#8221; he said. &#8220;The snake won&#8217;t bite. In fact,  I&#8217;d even be willing to bet that you scared him more  than he scared you.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> I seriously doubted the snake had been more scared  than me, but I kept it to myself.  <\/p>\n<p> For a long time after that, whenever I went near the  granary, I looked for the bull snake.  <\/p>\n<p> But I never saw him again.  <\/p>\n<p> And neither did Dad.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;What do you suppose happened to that snake, Daddy?&#8221; I  asked one day a few weeks later when he was loading  oats again.  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;I think you scared him away,&#8221; Dad said, taking  another burlap bag and hooking it over a nail to hold  up one side while he shoveled oats into it. &#8220;He  probably decided to go live someplace else where it was  quieter.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Do you really think he moved?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Just because  of that?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> My father nodded solemnly. &#8220;Snakes don&#8217;t want to be  where there&#8217;s a lot of commotion. You wouldn&#8217;t like it  if someone screamed just because they saw you, would  you?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> I thought about that for a few moments. &#8220;No, Daddy. I  wouldn&#8217;t like it.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> I hoped, then, that the snake had found a nice place  to live, a quiet place where his afternoon sunbath  wouldn&#8217;t be interrupted by blood-curdling screams of  terror.  <\/p>\n<p> And with any luck at all, it would also be someplace  where I wouldn&#8217;t almost step on him again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The school bus had long since disappeared over the last hill toward the main road one afternoon when I set my books on the kitchen table and hurried into the living room to talk to my mother. 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