{"id":1166,"date":"2010-09-12T23:57:28","date_gmt":"2010-09-13T05:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruralroute2.com\/?p=1166"},"modified":"2020-12-22T13:33:14","modified_gmt":"2020-12-22T19:33:14","slug":"black-and-white","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ruralroute2.com\/index.php\/2010\/09\/12\/black-and-white\/","title":{"rendered":"Black and White"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One evening last week when I took Pixie outside before I went to bed, as soon as Pixie reached the lawn, she went bouncing around the corner of the house, pouncing on her front legs and barking.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s over there?&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>I did not think it could be a raccoon, because as soon as Pixie sees a raccoon, the race is on, and the raccoon is soon up a tree.<\/p>\n<p>As I walked closer, Pixie continued to bounce and bark, but she did not go any closer.<\/p>\n<p>I looked around the corner of the house and saw . . . something fluffy and black and white. . .<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pixie!&#8221; I said. &#8220;Get away from there! Come here, Pixie!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pixie barked a few more times and reluctantly came toward me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Go in the house, Pixie,&#8221; I said, opening the door for her.<\/p>\n<p>I turned my attention back to the east side yard where the skunk continued to mosey around.<\/p>\n<p>I was a good 50 feet away from it, so I felt relatively safe.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Shoo!&#8221; I said, clapping my hands. &#8220;Ssst! Sssst! Shoo! Go away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The skunk paid no attention.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s the silly thing. If the skunk did not worry about Pixie barking at him, why would he worry about me clapping my hands?<\/p>\n<p>I went across the driveway to my truck, opened the door, and started beeping the horn.<\/p>\n<p>When I went back to the side yard, the skunk was still nosing around. He apparently was not one bit worried about the truck horn, either.<\/p>\n<p>Now. See. Here&#8217;s the thing I know about skunks. They are not afraid of much. They walk through life with complete confidence. And they don&#8217;t worry about too much of anything.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually the skunk disappeared under the propane tank, and I was hoping that meant he had gone on his merry way.<\/p>\n<p>I had forgotten about the skunk until I was coming back from the barn Sunday evening after feeding the horses.<\/p>\n<p>As I came closer to the basement door, I saw something black and white by the culvert that runs under the driveway.<\/p>\n<p>The black and white thing continued until he was halfway out of the culvert. And then I knew.<\/p>\n<p>It was a skunk!<\/p>\n<p>Just at that moment, the kitties decided to have a hissy-fit fight on the other side of the house. The growling and hissing was enough for Mr. Skunk, who retreated back into the culvert.<\/p>\n<p>Before I went to break up the kitty fight, I set down the horse buckets. And when I turned around, there was the skunk again, sticking his head of the culvert.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Shoo! Scram!&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>The skunk quickly retreated.<\/p>\n<p>I went around to gather up the cat who had been growling and snarling and put her in the house. Long-haired fluffy red-and-white MaryAnne likes to pick on the barn kittens sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>When I came back, I didn&#8217;t see any more of the skunk.<\/p>\n<p>I went into the house and got out a jug of ammonia, thinking that maybe if I sprinkled some around and made the culvert smell bad, the skunk would stay away.<\/p>\n<p>The culvert is only a few feet from the hen house, and I would just as soon that a skunk did not hang around the hen house.<\/p>\n<p>When I told Randy about our black-and-white culvert dweller, he was not especially thrilled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Great. Skunk s bother chickens,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know,&#8221; I said, &#8220;let&#8217;s hope the ammonia works.<\/p>\n<p>Up until now, it&#8217;s been a long time since I&#8217;ve seen a skunk around the house.<\/p>\n<p>I sincerely hope it will be a long time again before I see another one.<\/p>\n<p>LeAnn R. Ralph<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One evening last week when I took Pixie outside before I went to bed, as soon as Pixie reached the lawn, she went bouncing around the corner of the house, pouncing on her front legs and barking. &#8220;What&#8217;s over there?&#8221; I said. 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